May 2012
April 2012
- Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
- Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
- Bob: I just met you
- Bob: and that's crazy
- Bob: but this is Mikey's number
- Mikey: N0000000000000000